Adopt A Terrorist

Disclaimer: I do not know if it this real or fake.What I do Know is -- It totally rocks!!!

A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She received back the following reply:


National Defence Headquarters
MGen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2 Canada


Dear Concerned Citizen,


Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of
National Defense, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home
schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common
household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up,unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate
attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember, we'll be watching. Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,

Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense

खाकी या ख़ाक

Dear Friends,

I have been turning out posts on posts about the pseudo secularist policies of the government like a maniac. However I never thought that the Congress government would stoop to this level. This is not pseudo secularism, it is not even being pro-islam, it is just being pro-terrorism ( althought I am not sure if these are indeed not the same).

The plight of the Indian security forces needs to be highlighted and given its due share of attention. I would like to bring to the attention of the readers two incidents which come readily to my mind and hopefully to yours.

1. Parliament Attack : Jawaans of the Delhi Police bravely foiled a determined attack of the islamist jehadis to blow up the parliament. Many of them made them were killed in the ensuing battle. They gave their lives but didn't allow the islamists to succeed in their nefarious designs. All FOR NOTHING!!! One part of me still wishes that it would have been better if the Jawaans had just stepped aside and let the terrorists blow the parliament. What were they protecting anyway? Corrupt politicians and history sheeters who are too self centred to think about the country? Rapists, murderers , frausters , scamsters the list goes on.
The jawans made the supreme sacrifice serving their nation but has the nation not betrayed these valiant soldiers? The very people they died trying to save have stabbed them in the back.
-- Mohammed Afzal has not been hanged. Congress in order to score a few brownie points with the muslims , has postponed his death sentence indefinitely. There isalso a growing demand from within the government to commute his death sentence to something milder.
The official excuse that the government put forwars is that hanging Afzal would dent Sarabjit's chances of getting a reprieve. If it is so , does it mean that from now on we would not punish even the most hardened of terrorists ?

-- Mohammed Afzal gets a special meal of mughlai food and his choice biryanis. All this while the family members of the shaheed jawaans are struggling to meet ends meets. The sole bread earner dead fighting for a "nothing" cause. If this is how we treat our martyrs can we really expect them to take a bullet for us? What a shame!!!

2. Inspector Mohan Chand Sharma :
There are thousands of cases like Inspector Sharma's but I pick this one as it a recent one and still fresh in the minds of most of the people. Inspector Sharma was killed in an encounter with the islamic terrorists in Jamia Nagar(Delhi). Any one who is aware of the demographics of Delhi would instantly recognise that it a Muslim ghetto. Most of the islamic terrorists use Jamia as a safe haven and quite a safe haven it has proven to be. The residents of the area are questioning the manner in which the encounter was carried out by Delhi Police. Some of the objections put forward by them are :--
-- Why weren't the resident (muslims) taken into confidence before launching the operation.?
Does it mean that the Indian security forces and law enforcement agencies need a go ahead from the muslim clerics and not from their officers? With another term , who knows congress might make this a mandatory process.

--- The muslim residents claim that Delhi police carried out a fake encounter.
It must a unique act of foolishness by India's premiere police force if they manage to kill one of their own senior officers in a fake encoutner.

--- VC of Jamia offers terrorists Legal Aid
The VC of Jamia has come out openly in support of the muslim terrorists and has offered them legal aid. Just for the information of the readers , Jamia is a fully government aided university. The expenses of the university are paid by the Hindu majority tax payers. So some part of your money will be spent in defending the terrorists. Makes me feel good about being a good citizen and paying my taxes.

This proves my earlier contention that terrorists are not only supported by the illiterate muslims. To the contrary the more educated a muslim is the more fanatic he is as amply proved by the support extended to the terrorists by the VC of Jamia. Osama Bin Laden is a civil engineer and all the 9-11 hijackers were educated muslims. The problem is education or lack thereof -- The Problem is Islam and islamic fundamentalists.

When this act of blatant treason by the VC was criticised by some quarters of the Media, Human Resources Minister Mr. Arjun Singh stepped into the ring to defend the VC. He even went one step further and anounced that government would order an enquiry into the encounter.

This is how Indian government treats its heroes --By soiling the memories of the shaheeds. Brave soldiers lay down their lives and the pseudo secularist government casts aspersions on their integrity. If this continues it would not be very long before the morale of the forces hits so low that it would deter them from bringing terrorists and anti-nationals to book.

With this I come to the question that I started with : Khaaki Ya Khaak ?

JAI HIND!!!